tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post6988595035752559902..comments2009-09-21T16:20:03.835-04:00Comments on Oriented x4: Gay Marriage is Wrong Because...So Is Incest?Oriented x4http://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-20838619663725303252009-04-11T18:34:00.000-04:002009-04-11T18:34:00.000-04:00I forgot to add the advice to, "Be fruitful and do...I forgot to add the advice to, "Be fruitful and don't multiply!"<BR/><BR/>6.5 billion is more than enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-31016508498887369602009-04-11T18:33:00.000-04:002009-04-11T18:33:00.000-04:00Mmmmm, fruit cocktails are good too.Yes, there's n...Mmmmm, fruit cocktails are good too.<BR/><BR/>Yes, there's nothing better than lots of fruits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-17304944103816320832009-04-11T17:07:00.000-04:002009-04-11T17:07:00.000-04:00Fruit salads are good. The more fruits, the merrie...Fruit salads are good. The more fruits, the merrier. :-)Oriented x4https://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-80636573999593317972009-04-11T02:08:00.000-04:002009-04-11T02:08:00.000-04:00Here I was thinking that you might come back with,...Here I was thinking that you might come back with, "We definitely need a bigger bun!" However, judging by the paintings of Adam and Eve, they could have managed to cover Adam with a Triscuit.<BR/><BR/>That's rather like the metaphor that I vaguely remember -- something about birds, anyway.<BR/><BR/>Goh-l-e-e, I never knew that fruit could sound so appetizing!<BR/><BR/>I'm still rather partial to a nice juicy, sweet, fuzzy peach. And cherries - I love cherries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-52555745516877415882009-04-10T00:59:00.000-04:002009-04-10T00:59:00.000-04:00Well, Adam would have been "embarrassed and that."...Well, Adam would have been "embarrassed and that." But then God saw that there were actually two and said, "Great set of buns, Adam." <BR/><BR/>Fruity honey sauce sounds good. Rack of Fruity Honey Rib-Girls, finger-licking good. <BR/><BR/>A pear in the hand is worth another in the bush?Oriented x4https://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-31963351867161083902009-04-10T00:03:00.000-04:002009-04-10T00:03:00.000-04:00So, after the fruit incident, God came down from h...So, after the fruit incident, God came down from heaven, very, very angry, and asked Adam, "What are you doing wearing that bun?"<BR/><BR/>How about fruity honey sauce? That might satisfy all tastes. Babes Sauteed in Fruity Honey Sauce, to add a suggestion to a recent video about cook books.<BR/><BR/>A pear in the hand is worth two .... <BR/><BR/>I forget the rest, but you probably know what I mean.<BR/><BR/>Ha ha! Good use of Nick Cage lines.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-15977849160096158782009-04-09T19:59:00.000-04:002009-04-09T19:59:00.000-04:00Adam on a bun. :-) Cute.You could have well-stacke...Adam on a bun. :-) Cute.<BR/><BR/>You could have well-stacked Rib-Girls with both Fruity sauce and honey-garlic sauce. Sort of bi-flavored, for those who swing both ways.<BR/><BR/>I thought you liked pairs, um, pears. I keep making that mistake. Peaches are very good too. "I could eat a peach for hours." Nicholas Cage in Face/Off.Oriented x4https://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-87630741326455787302009-04-09T19:31:00.000-04:002009-04-09T19:31:00.000-04:00Adam the First Fruit Eater - now there's an honour...Adam the First Fruit Eater - now there's an honour to be remembered! I think that this indicates that Fruity sauce would go well with Adam on a bun. <BR/><BR/>I still think that honey garlic sauce would be appropriate with Rib-Girls.<BR/><BR/>To each their own sauce, I always say.<BR/><BR/>You know, I've never been partial to pears, but I might just reconsider.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-50446142859930037882009-04-09T12:40:00.000-04:002009-04-09T12:40:00.000-04:00That's what I don't understand. Why do people want...That's what I don't understand. Why do people want to worship an angry vengeful God? (Rhetorical question.) And being a fruit is not a choice since God created them in the Garden of Eden, which would make Adam the first fruit eater.<BR/><BR/>Well stacked Rib-Girls with Fruity Sauce, of course. Yeah! ;-)<BR/><BR/>Apples, oranges, peaches, pairs (I mean, pears).Oriented x4https://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-65828172492874094982009-04-09T11:53:00.000-04:002009-04-09T11:53:00.000-04:00Gotta love your sense of humour, O.Heck, God's bee...Gotta love your sense of humour, O.<BR/><BR/>Heck, God's been angry for 3,000 years, by all accounts. Not by His accounts, because we know that He didn't write those darned books, or miscopy all those manuscripts.<BR/><BR/>Well stacked Rib-Girls? With honey garlic sauce? <BR/><BR/>Are we talking apples and oranges here?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-16696451556971035172009-04-08T22:20:00.000-04:002009-04-08T22:20:00.000-04:00Great comments. You're right - God is very angry, ...Great comments. You're right - God is very angry, very angry indeed.<BR/><BR/>There's nothing better than a good stack of Rib-Girls. ;-)<BR/><BR/>Just remember, apples are not the only fruit!Oriented x4https://www.blogger.com/profile/04519398129816151072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1327248723400959263.post-33413632655331811012009-04-08T19:40:00.000-04:002009-04-08T19:40:00.000-04:00Ya know, God could have made it so that men could ...Ya know, God could have made it so that men could be fruitful [excuse the pun] with men, and women fruitful with women, as well as his Garden of Eden standard variety Adam plus Rib-Girl combo pack. <BR/><BR/>After all, God is omnipotent, so He can do whatever the hell [oops!] He wants. Since He's also omniscient, He also must have known that He was going to create fruitier variety packs. <BR/><BR/>He's omnipresent so that he can be everywhere looking at all of those.<BR/><BR/>I think that he was planning to keep the population down, just in case Adam and Rib-Girl ate from the Tree of Life. If immortal humans set about begetting, then the world would soon be standing-on-one-another room only. <BR/><BR/>Even though God banished Adam and Rib-Girl for falling for God's herpetic trick, their begotten have begotten too many descendents. That's why God created the people who invented contraception. That's why He is (shhh!) very angry at the Pope.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com